January 2010
1 post
December 2009
3 posts
November 2009
2 posts
FUCK THE YANKEES
STOP BEING CRAZY NEAR WHERE I WORK, CROWDING MY SUBWAY, CLOSING THE STREET AND CAUSING COP CARS TO RUN INTO MY BUILDING. TOO DAMN MUCH HULLABALLOO!!
“Avoid using question marks as they remind people of hook-handed serial killers.”
– FakeAPStylebook
October 2009
11 posts
YOU'RE 40!
happy birthday Internet.
1940's slang.
randominternet:
What’s buzzin’, cousin?- How’s it going?
Ducky shincracker- A good dancer
Active duty- Sexually promiscuous boy.
Share crop- Sexually promiscuous girl.
Greeby- Terrible
Drooly- A cute guy
An Able-Grable/Blackout girl/Dilly- A cute girl
Some of Hitler’s Work/Void coupon- An unattractive girl
Khaki wacky- Boy crazy
Doll dizzy- Girl crazy
Dead hoofer- A bad dancer
...
“When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my...”
– It’s Decorative Gourd Season Motherfuckers from McSweeney’s
Tree That Owns Itself →
hiddentreasures:
bestofwikipedia:
The Tree That Owns Itself is a white oak tree, widely assumed to have legal ownership of itself and of all land within eight feet (2.4 m) of its base. The tree is located at the corner of Finley and Dearing Streets in Athens, Georgia, USA. The original tree fell in 1942; a new tree was grown from one of its acorns and planted in the same location. The current...
September 2009
7 posts
“And who is this kid, Diego, anyway? Where are his parents? How does he get to...”
– Anthony Bourdain dishes about Nick Jr. and Noggin in his most recent blog.
Anthony Bourdain's Got Beef with the Wonderpets →
And has some mighty suspicions about Dora and Diego…
I love this man
Free Tacos
AOL is giving out free Taco Bell tacos next to the Astor Place Starbucks for the next 45 minutes. GO!
August 2009
6 posts
innate behaviors of human beings
superdoofus-stratodrive:
the ONLY behaviors ever proven to be innate from birth in human beings, regardless of intellegence or race or birth trauma, are the fear of falling and the need to suckle.
Stevie Wonder- That Girl
Really breaking it down...
July 2009
7 posts
Michael Ian Black Switched Interview →
15) What’s the most embarrassing place your cell phone has gone off? “In my asshole?”
zachklein:
Jens Lekman - You Can Call Me Al (Paul...
pretty cool
If you had been lucky enough to look at the clock today at just the right time, specifically around lunch, you could have seen:
12:34:56 7/8/9
the wilco loft, gigapan style →
(via switchedblog)
June 2009
18 posts
13-year-old trades iPod for Walkman →
“It took me three days to figure out that there was another side to the tape.”
Interview with Amanda Palmer of the Dresden Dolls →
“She recently returned to her old high school, Lexington High in Boston, to collaborate with a former teacher and direct a student-filled play. The performance was based on Neutral Milk Hotel’s baroque indie-rock album ‘In the Aeroplane Over the Sea.’”
I want to see that play.
switchedblog:
twitter’s funniest folks http://bit.ly/ANlmw
The funniest twitterers.
Ich have a fear of flying - coach class. Got off plane from rear today und saw coach for 1st time. Mein Gott! It’s like a prison for uglys!
-Bruno
