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November 2009
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FUCK THE YANKEES
STOP BEING CRAZY NEAR WHERE I WORK, CROWDING MY SUBWAY, CLOSING THE STREET AND CAUSING COP CARS TO RUN INTO MY BUILDING. TOO DAMN MUCH HULLABALLOO!!
Nov 6th
“Avoid using question marks as they remind people of hook-handed serial killers.”
– FakeAPStylebook
Nov 4th
October 2009
11 posts
YOU'RE 40!
happy birthday Internet.
Oct 29th
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1940's slang.
randominternet: What’s buzzin’, cousin?- How’s it going? Ducky shincracker- A good dancer Active duty- Sexually promiscuous boy. Share crop- Sexually promiscuous girl. Greeby- Terrible Drooly- A cute guy An Able-Grable/Blackout girl/Dilly- A cute girl Some of Hitler’s Work/Void coupon- An unattractive girl Khaki wacky- Boy crazy Doll dizzy- Girl crazy Dead hoofer- A bad dancer ...
Oct 29th
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Oct 29th
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“When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my...”
– It’s Decorative Gourd Season Motherfuckers from McSweeney’s
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Tree That Owns Itself →
hiddentreasures: bestofwikipedia: The Tree That Owns Itself is a white oak tree, widely assumed to have legal ownership of itself and of all land within eight feet (2.4 m) of its base. The tree is located at the corner of Finley and Dearing Streets in Athens, Georgia, USA. The original tree fell in 1942; a new tree was grown from one of its acorns and planted in the same location. The current...
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September 2009
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Sep 17th
“And who is this kid, Diego, anyway? Where are his parents? How does he get to...”
– Anthony Bourdain dishes about Nick Jr. and Noggin in his most recent blog.
Sep 4th
Anthony Bourdain's Got Beef with the Wonderpets →
And has some mighty suspicions about Dora and Diego… I love this man
Sep 4th
Free Tacos
AOL is giving out free Taco Bell tacos next to the Astor Place Starbucks for the next 45 minutes. GO!
Sep 3rd
August 2009
6 posts
innate behaviors of human beings
superdoofus-stratodrive: the ONLY behaviors ever proven to be innate from birth in human beings, regardless of intellegence or race or birth trauma, are the fear of falling and the need to suckle.
Aug 30th
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Aug 27th
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ListenStevie Wonder- That Girl Really breaking it down...
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July 2009
7 posts
Michael Ian Black Switched Interview →
15) What’s the most embarrassing place your cell phone has gone off? “In my asshole?”
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Listenzachklein: Jens Lekman - You Can Call Me Al (Paul...
Jul 10th
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Jul 10th
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pretty cool
If you had been lucky enough to look at the clock today at just the right time, specifically around lunch, you could have seen: 12:34:56 7/8/9
Jul 8th
the wilco loft, gigapan style →
(via switchedblog)
Jul 7th
June 2009
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Jun 30th
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13-year-old trades iPod for Walkman →
“It took me three days to figure out that there was another side to the tape.”
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Interview with Amanda Palmer of the Dresden Dolls →
“She recently returned to her old high school, Lexington High in Boston, to collaborate with a former teacher and direct a student-filled play. The performance was based on Neutral Milk Hotel’s baroque indie-rock album ‘In the Aeroplane Over the Sea.’” I want to see that play.
Jun 19th
switchedblog: twitter’s funniest folks http://bit.ly/ANlmw The funniest twitterers. Ich have a fear of flying - coach class. Got off plane from rear today und saw coach for 1st time. Mein Gott! It’s like a prison for uglys! -Bruno
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