A little cute thing said, “What’s yo’ name?” I put my necklace in her face and told her read the chain"

If I've posted, it means I'm putting off doing something more important but most likely less interesting

Oct 27
“When my guests come over it’s gonna be like, BLAMMO! Check out my shellacked decorative vegetables, assholes. Guess what season it is—fucking fall. There’s a nip in the air and my house is full of mutant fucking squash.” It’s Decorative Gourd Season Motherfuckers from McSweeney’s
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